BRITISH
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer. (I don't care)
Total = 0/9


AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 1/9


ITALIAN
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Isn't that common for all Romance languages?)
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (And they're delicious!)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (just a couple)
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Most common hair and eye colors in the world, meh)
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. (again, too common)
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. (I nearly ticked it, I love spaghetti... but best is a stretch)
[] You talk with your hands.
Total = 6/9


SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (Same word)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (Only because I know a bit of Spanish)
Total = 4/9


RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. (But I don't even drink XD)
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 3/9


POLISH
[] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 0/7


IRISH
[] You think beer is the best. (hate the stuff)
[x] You have a bad temper. (sometimes)
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the colour green. (far from my favorite)
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
Total = 1/9


ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes. (derp)
[] You like rice a lot. (I "eat" a lot of rice, but it's a staple, not something I like in particular)
[] You are good at math. (Argh)
[] You have played the piano. (Wish I could)
[] You have family from Asia
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total = 0/9


GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[?] You think American Chocolate is good. (what is American Chocolate and how is it different from regular chocolate?)
[] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. (They called it Pre-school back when I was there)
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany
Total = 3/8?


CANADIAN
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 1/8


FRENCH
[] You like French toast.
[x] You love wine.
[] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (Wow, here goes half of the world!)
Total = 1/7


AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food. (relatively)
[] You call football football and soccer soccer... (I call football football, and American football, American football.)
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[] You watch way too much TV. (Used to be.)
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding.
[?] You have a dog. (There's a dog here, but it isn't mine)
[] You have a cushy job.
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died.
Total = 1/8?


NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls. (depends too much on the troll)
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before. (I fished a couple times)
Total = 1/9


BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (Never ate it)
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You drive/own a French or German car. (does having a french AND a german car count as two points? XD)
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government. (don't we all?)
Total = 3/10


DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange. (my favorite color. :3)
[x] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 5/9


ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. (yes! seafood!)
[] You are tanned.
[x] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total = 2/9

So, I guess I'm an Italian stereotype? Those questions are really lopsided though...

EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: so many errors... I guess I ruined the meme.