You drink a lot of tea.
 You know what a brolly is.
 Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
 You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
 You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
 Fish and chips are yummy.
 You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
 You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
 It's football.... Not soccer. (I don't care)
Total = 0/9
 You wear flip-flops all year.
 You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
 You love a backyard barbie.
 You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
 Sometimes you swear without realizing.
 You're a sports fanatic.
 You are tanned.
 You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 1/9
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Isn't that common for all Romance languages?)
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (And they're delicious!)
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (just a couple)
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Most common hair and eye colors in the world, meh)
 You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. (again, too common)
 Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world. (I nearly ticked it, I love spaghetti... but best is a stretch)
 You talk with your hands.
Total = 6/9
 You say 'member' instead of remember.
 You speak Spanish or some.
 You like tacos.
 YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (Same word)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
 You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (Only because I know a bit of Spanish)
Total = 4/9
 You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house. (But I don't even drink XD)
 You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
 You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
 You get into contests all the time.
 You can easily make do with the cold weather.
 You can speak some Russian.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 3/9
 Your parents let you drink.
 You know what a pizda is.
 You have Pierogi at least once a week.
 People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
 People randomly call you their best friend.
 You have made/know what pisanki are.
 You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 0/7
 You think beer is the best. (hate the stuff)
[x] You have a bad temper. (sometimes)
 Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
 You have blue or green eyes.
 You like the colour green. (far from my favorite)
 You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
 You have a family member from Ireland.
 You have/had red hair.
 You have/had freckles.
Total = 1/9
 You have slanty/small eyes. (derp)
 You like rice a lot. (I "eat" a lot of rice, but it's a staple, not something I like in particular)
 You are good at math. (Argh)
 You have played the piano. (Wish I could)
 You have family from Asia
 You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
 Most people think you're Chinese.
 You call hurricanes typhoons.
 You go to Baulko.
Total = 0/9
[x] You like bread.
[?] You think American Chocolate is good. (what is American Chocolate and how is it different from regular chocolate?)
 You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
 You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. (They called it Pre-school back when I was there)
 You're under 5'4".
 You have been to Germany
Total = 3/8?
 You like to ride 4 wheelers.
 You love beer.
 You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
 You speak some French.
 You love Tim Horton's.
 At one point you lived in a farm house.
 You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 1/8
 You like French toast.
[x] You love wine.
 You speak a little or are fluent in French.
 You have eaten a snail.
 You like fashion.
 You have been to France.
 You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (Wow, here goes half of the world!)
Total = 1/7
[x] You like fast food. (relatively)
 You call football football and soccer soccer... (I call football football, and American football, American football.)
 You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
 You watch way too much TV. (Used to be.)
 You are obsessed with the royal wedding.
[?] You have a dog. (There's a dog here, but it isn't mine)
 You have a cushy job.
 You were sad when Steve Jobs died.
Total = 1/8?
 You know what lefse is.
 You can speak some Norwegian.
 You love trolls. (depends too much on the troll)
 You know what lutefisk is.
 You have been whale hunting/seeing.
 Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
 Fish is a huge part of your diet.
You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before. (I fished a couple times)
Total = 1/9
 You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
 You think Belgian chocolate rules. (Never ate it)
 You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
 You speak both Dutch and French.
 You like Belgian waffles.
 You call a pub or bar a café.
 You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[x] You drive/own a French or German car. (does having a french AND a german car count as two points? XD)
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government. (don't we all?)
Total = 3/10
[x] You like the color orange. (my favorite color. :3)
[x] You are a football enthusiast.
 You often go to 'coffee shops'.
 You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
 You are good at building handiwork projects.
 You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 5/9
 You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
 You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
 You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. (yes! seafood!)
 You are tanned.
[x] You have black hair.
 Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
 You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
 You dislike reading.
Total = 2/9
So, I guess I'm an Italian stereotype? Those questions are really lopsided though...
EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: EDIT: so many errors... I guess I ruined the meme.